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Shelf Warmer

The unwanted toys at a retail outlet.
Man I wanted a Marvel Universe Blade figure but all they had were shelf warmer Spidermans.
by DanceLoganDance December 17, 2011
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Asian Hand Warmer

Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).

This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.
"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
by Gordonite April 8, 2012
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GLSS construction worker

A person that only purpose is to occasionally sit on their phone and drink tims instead of work.
Also can be see walking around the school just to boost moral of the students so they have hope that the school will be built soon.
Also lies a lot saying that the school will be done by november but everybody know that it won't be. The only qualifications to be a GLSS construction worker is to be slower than molasses going uphill and as useless as a bag full of shit.
Yo this man a GLSS construction worker he dont do anything except do as little as possible to get paid
by my preferred pronouns are hehe September 24, 2019
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warmers

A box of warmers is a dozen hot fresh-off-the-line donuts from Krispy Kreme, and you better get the traditional glazed. Available in the mornings and evenings while the neon sign is lit, and embodying a degree of deliciousness that leads to vigorous consumption.
"Making a warmers run"
"yeahh, fuckin' warm-ass warmers dude"
"who ate the lone-ass lefties from last night, that was going to be my goddamn breakfast"
by RainbowSampson July 5, 2008
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3 degrees warmer

It is a well known fact that the booty is 3 degrees warmer than the vajayjay. Next time you're rejected at entering the sensual rear end sauna just mention this fact. It's sure to keep you warm on those cold winter nights.
penis is vagina is nice, but penis in the anus is tighter and 3 degrees warmer... mmm
Wow... whenever i have bum sex with my gf it it feels so warm, 3 degrees warmer to be exzact.
by Matthew "Camel" Toews April 22, 2008
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wisconsin construction worker

Someone who works as a construction worker in the state of Wisconsin, and can't fix shit as far as roads go. Usually fucking up the flow of traffic with sloppy sign and barrel arrangements designed ultimately for you to fail while venturing through this beautiful land we call wisconsin.
Road worker: Hey wisconsin construction worker want to help me fix this road since it has been like this for over 6 months or so?

Wisconsin Construction Worker: Nah man fuck this shit, I'm from wisconsin. Why don't you kick that dirt around over there and move these rocks so we can go get shit faced and watch the brewers game?
by rofltower October 1, 2010
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Worser

Word used instead of Worse, in a more meaningful way...
This food is worser than the other one.
by Suhei93 November 3, 2009
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