WitnessesSay

A mean asshole who like too fucks people for his own gain, loves being a racist, and he hates everyone except me

Fuck you WitnessesSay

by Anger34 March 11, 2023

Witnesscapist

When you witness a conflict go down, but instead, of doing anything or watch, you walk away and pretend you didn't see anything.

Guy 1: Did you really go out with Stacy, man!? You knew I was into her!
Guy 2, backing off: C'mon, man, I couldn't resist, she was ASKING for it!
Guy 1, lifting his sleeve: You fucking asshole.
Witnesscapist: I better get the fuck out of here

by Matiurban May 4, 2023

witness764

The best of the best.

Always willing to learn new stuff

Always advancing skills within OSINT, and CSINT

Honestly just the best.

Bro you are witness764

by witness764 May 21, 2024

Witness a murder

You watching someone get killed from a distance

Yooo , I just witness a murder im shaking really bad

by z12fruadin December 29, 2024

Witness a murder

You watch someone get killed from a far.

Yooo , I witness a murder early this morning

by z12fruadin December 29, 2024

Witnessing

When a blind guy uses his white stick to cane you for erotic purposes

That massage therapist also does witnessing for a bit extra.

by Lilpaws January 5, 2025

The Witness

When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.

Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".

by AlleyViper December 8, 2004