Council Teeth

When somebody has yellow teeth.

John :"Do your teeth work for the council"
Dave:"No"
John:"Well why are they wearing yellow jackets, council teeth"

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek December 17, 2016

cum teeth

When he spurts in your mouth and you get a rough film on the back of your teeth.

"Do you want me to get you a toothbrush so you can clean your cum teeth"?

by rainbowdingdong June 11, 2016

tiny teeth

When cats open their mouths really wide and their tiny teeth become visible.

i.e. yawning, hissing.

"Oh my goodness, Andy's tiny teeth are showing!"

by JaneJill March 9, 2010

starry teeth

Disgusting, fucked up teeth that are yellow and far apart like stars.

Ben: You see that lady at the checkout line, she had starry teeth, I could barely look at her.
Bella: What do you mean?
Ben: Her teeth were yellow and way far apart...

by Benjyrocket February 17, 2017

Crumpet Teeth

When someones teeth has unusual staining on them. Staining similar to the color of a crumpet or english muffin such as: off white, yellow, orange, brown or even hints of black.

He was totally cute until he smiled, it was a serious crumpet teeth situation. Brown with hints of yellow, it reminded me of a toasted english muffin. Gross!

by No Internal Monologue August 23, 2010

Teeth Filling

When you are fucking her mouth so hard, it knocks a chunk of her tooth out and you soon fill it with your jizz

"I gave Becky the old teeth filling last night."

"When John gave me the teeth filling last night, it fucked up my teeth and the dentist said it had to be removed."

by Join Meme Cuisine December 10, 2018

Hotdog Teeth

When someone sucks so much dick they’re teeth fall out and causes swelling of the gums making them resemble hot dogs.

Mike not only has Weiner lips, but now also has hotdog teeth.

by PonchoV17 November 6, 2021