weiner jacket

A Very Potter Seqeul reference, used as an insult; when someone/something is acting stupid in a gay manner (essentially, a condom)

Amy: Stop being mean!

Greg: Stop being a weiner jacket!

by mission:implausible November 17, 2010

wienersmack

often used to describe the process of slapping a person with the male sex organ. also see rooster slap, tea bag, or cock slap

also a derogitory term to describe a "douschbag" or an idiot

dude this guy passed out last night and i left a mushroom tattoo on his cheek after i wienersmacked him.

shut the fuck up wienersmack

by they call me kyle January 8, 2006

bumble weiner

To be a fuck up/ screw up. Always doing stuff wrong.

That kid fucks up all the time, he is such a bumble weiner

by Getter November 9, 2007

jean weiner

The bunching in the area of your crotch, making it look like you have a boner.

Damn, look at his jean weiner.

or

I don't want to move my hands because I am embarassed by my jean weiner. IT'S JUST THE WAY THE PANTS FIT WHEN I AM SITTING!

or

I wish my real weiner was as big as my jean weiner

by Mandoooo March 5, 2008

Rapid Weiner Wacking

When a multitude of guys, usually gay, smack their wieners against their friends’ wieners at a very fast pace. They tend to all join together in a circular formation to begin the game. Traditionally, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins. (Bruises and lost pubic hair should be expected)

Hey bro, wanna do some Rapid Weiner Wacking with the bros tonight?

by Jacob Price February 7, 2018

Beaner With A Small Weiner

It’s a Mexican that is rumored to have a small peepee

Oh look it’s the “Beaner with a small weiner!”

by idwer May 27, 2018

weiner

A common misspelling of wiener.

weiner cousins

by iocaoo November 17, 2009