Pulling a weiner

Sexual infidelity that involves exchanging nude/erotic photos and sexting, but not actual physical contact or interactions.

Pam: I think my husband is cheating on me!

Megan: How do you know?

Pam: I found pics of naked girls on his phone and all of his texts have been deleted. But I don't see how he would find time to be with anyone but me.

Megan: Girl, I think your hubby is pulling a weiner on you.

by Theresi June 17, 2011

weiner bra

a device made of fabric used to strap down a penis

dude, i keep getting boners in public! i think i need a weiner bra

by misskitty13 July 8, 2011

weiner print

The outline of a male's penis while he is wearing sweatpants

OMG you can totally see his weiner print

by Not a pecker checker May 15, 2018

weiner explosion

When your penis randomly explodes.

Yo, man. I think I have a bad case of weiner explosion coming on.
That sucks dude.

by bill4555 November 30, 2016

isla weiner

Isla's weiner is medium size with sparkles around it. It is so preppy and kawaii!!!

" Isla's weiner is so preppy!!!"

"I wish my Isla Weiner was as sparkly as hers!!!"

by eliseweiner334 August 14, 2023

Weiner Cousins

Two dudes who are friends and find out they have have sex with the same women. This implies their weiners have been in the same place.

Joe and Bob freaked out when they realized they had slept with each other's girlfriends. This made them weiner cousins.

by rexcars27 April 22, 2009

weiner tits

Something that is really awesome. If something is weiner tits it is at least 3 times better then tits. Can be used to describe just about anything.

Friend 1: Hey man, yesterday I boned 37 broads!

Friend 2:Damn! That's totally weiner tits!

by crystal_method01 May 11, 2011