Creamed in pants Weaver

Any woman who gets aroused by a man, (particularly a policeman); A woman who likes a bit of Burchill.

Weaver: I really like your helmet, can I have my cunt stuffed?

Ian: Bloody hell Creamed in pants Weaver

by Cowboy Paul June 24, 2006

Weaver Golfcart

A golfcart driven by a Weaver or his gay little son, or any vehicle that is driven by a homosexual male.

Look at frickin Cory Rider and his Weaver golfcart. I wish that kid would quit being such a fairy.

by Westy December 3, 2003

Samantha Weaver

A small, blonde haired girl with mahoosive tits that loves to get fucked up. You'll find her either in a pub getting sloshed or in a tent getting high.

Today Samantha Weaver got really high :P

by Bethizaretard January 11, 2010

weaves

a condition given to someone who is addicted to gym. the word is also synonymous with an excess amount of anabloic creatine intake. one wouldd find a 'weaves' wearing only wife-beaters or finger clothing, and listening to locnville. research has proven that weaves is also commonly associated with the smooth tiger smooth tiger syndrome.

that guy has the weaves syndrome. i heard him listening to loncville the other day, while at gym !

by jjanabolicleroux November 2, 2010

weave

a womans best friend. dimonds are a close second.

girl 1: Honey did yo hair get longer
Honey thinking: wow she doesn't know that this weave is glued,

by keepinitrealnatural December 24, 2010

Weaver

Weaver is a person whom weaves or sows stuff and therefore if he is a person he will follow u like thread and needle in other words a stalker

Guy 1 stalks guy 2 home guy 2 than spreads word that guy 1 is a weaver good at sowing but stalks people

by Unc13ar pr0f11e July 11, 2019

recession weaves

the scratchy, run down, matted up, patch of hair that a cheap girl wears to the wackest clubs in Vegas. It is usually falling out on the floor or cutting up the arm of the person nearest them in the club. Many girls with recession weaves come to the clubs thinking they look cute with those wiry broom tops, but they just look rough as shit. The hard texture of the recession weave makes it a good defense mechanism. A back scratcher.

Also, a recession weave is the weave you get when you purchased your package of hair in Wal-Mart.

Another definition is weaves that have been in someone's hair since before the recession began and are barely hangin on. They should have been disposed after the first use, but no, they were reused like five times.

Did you see all of those recession weaves at the club last night?

by flavor of love girl April 1, 2009