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Spinach Vomit-bomb 

A type of hors d'oeuvres that either comes in a frozen package in the supermarket or is made at a banquet facility for weddings or similar functions. Quite often, the banquet facility gets these nasty little shits from those same supermarket frozen packages. The Spinach Vomit-bomb is a wretched piece of flimsy dough packed with the nastiest, most dried out spinach that tastes more like something you might scrape out of your pool when you reopen it. Typically used more as ammunition (see Assembly-safe Shuriken), these pieces of unforgivably disgusting shit can usually be found in piles on serving trays by the time cocktail hour expires.
Jim: "God, I was almost hungry enough to eat a few of those Spinach Vomit-bombs they were serving."

Jack: "Glad you didn't, now we have more ammo to pelt Aunt Rose and Uncle Dave with."
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Flute Vomit 

When you're learning a new song on your flute, and you try it out, only to have your fingers spazz out, resulting in an ugly sound. Also any time your flute makes a high-pitched, out of tune sound when playing normally.
We were playing Sea of Tranquility in Band the other day, and I had flute vomit all over the place.
Flute Vomit by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011

anger vomit 

When a person is so enraged that it causes them to expel matter from their stomach.
That dick pissed me off so much that I had an anger vomit.
anger vomit by OGJL December 12, 2008

cock vomit 

sperm-dong juice whatever you want to call it
mindy got a face full of cock vomit
cock vomit by jr December 11, 2004

ass vomit 

Diarhhea
He had a bad ass vomit.
ass vomit by Taco Wallace August 22, 2003

Cock Vomit 

This occurs when a person is gving oral sex to a male and the male's penis is too large or "too much to handle" for the giver and triggers the gag reflex, and he/she vomits on the man's cock.
I invited her to my room for a little intimacy. One thing led to another and we found ourselves engaging in oral sex. When it came time for her to return the favor, it seemed as if my man-stick was too much to handle and the next thing I knew, I was facing a batch of Cock Vomit.
Cock Vomit by ZZToppe July 26, 2006

Word Vomit 

Something that both George W. Bush and Sarah Palin seem to make a living off of.
I'd repeat something, but its honestly too fucking embarrasing.
(However, if you watch your evening news, you'll find most politicians commit daily acts of proffesional word vomit.)
Word Vomit by Ju Ju Bee November 11, 2009