ur family vacation anal penetration

This is a very godly insult. No other insult can beat this.

Ted: ur mom gay
Timmy: ur dad lesbian
Ted: ur granny tranny
Timmy: ur grandpap a trap
The whole earth is shaking.
Ted: ur sister a mister
Timmy: ur brother a mother
Ted: ur niece obeser
Timmy: ur aunt a crossiant
Antarctica is the first continent to collapse and burn up.
Ted: ur uncle nick has no dick
Timmy: ur family tree LGBT
Ted: ur poo LGBTQ
Timmy: ur family reunion homosexual communion
All of the Earth except Timmy and Ted's homes have collapsed.
Ted: ur ancestors incestors
Timmy: ur genome gives gnome dome
Ted: ur god a fraud
Timmy: ur genus likes penis
Ted: ur social media penile encyclopedia
Timmy: ur family vacation anal penetration
Ted instantly dies and explodes into dust. All of the Earth except Ted returns back to normal.

by Dropped My Idiot November 9, 2019

science viction

A term used to describe an outlandish claim or scientific theory. It usually preceeds quantumization of the actual fact.

Vicki: Do you think there is a camera that studies stars systems and finds the relational human being on earth?

Brett: Maybe in science viction! Knowing you it will be true.

Vicki: I just googled it and its called spectroscopy. So now its fact! hahaha

by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006

jamaican vacation

Getting high,tripping what ever you want to call it

I think its about time for my jamaican vacation

by Drur September 30, 2007

Vocational Profiling

Making broad assumptions of a person or group of persons based on their chosen profession.

All cops love donuts? Look at you with the Vocational Profiling. Not all construction workers use meth, what's with the Vocational Profiling? I can't believe my college professor actually votes libertarian. I guess that's what I get for Vocational Profiling him.

by SM Hoss April 16, 2008

Vacationing

(verb) The act of going to an out of town destination for the sole purpose of defiling ones body and soul in as many sinful ways as possible, esp with the use of alcohol, gambling and strippers.

I have to move the meeting on the 14th, I'll be vacationing in Vegas

by clubberL March 5, 2009

Vacation Jetlag

The difficulty in getting up early in the morning, similar to that experienced when returning from a trip to a time zone to the west, caused by staying up late and getting up late during vacation.

"Oh, man, sorry I was late for that morning meeting. I've got a bad case of vacation jetlag that I can't shake."

by j404 January 5, 2010

Vacationing Down

The period of time when you get back from a vacation and you are still completely lazy, don't do any chores, respond to text messages... etc.

Hey does John hate me or something? I haven't heard from him in weeks!

No it's all good, he's still Vacationing Down.

by Adrenalinetester January 8, 2011