vertical cha-cha

The dancing around two individuals make to balance themselves when they are having sex standing up. The opposite of the horizontal mambo. horizontal mambo, sex, hooking up, dance, porn, sex scenes, cowgirl, sex positions

The sex scenes on tv have gotten so ridiculous. The actors were doing the vertical cha-cha up against the fridge and the sink and the wall. It is just too much!

by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018

Vertical Bar

Definition 1: Used to mock people that are trapped in a mental institutions, insane asylums, or schizophrenic like environments.

Definition 2: May also be used to emphasize the sheer magnitude of a flex.

Ex 1: Yo. You better prepare that ass. Wild Randy is in heat and needs to mate with another male ASAP. Vertical bar.

Ex 2: Your dad got plowed up his poop chute last night. Ask me how I know. Vertical fucking bar.

by Brent Watchkids December 26, 2024

Vertically Challenged

Being short

Tim: “ storms off and walks away”

Martha: you know he’s vertically challenged and got Neapolitan syndrome.

by Michael Tony November 8, 2025

vertically challenged

someone who is short

friend 1: omg look at that person over there!
friend 2: haha! talk about being vertically challenged!

by cherrychambers06 December 27, 2021

vertical video

Video that is created in a 9:16 aspect ratio. It is filmed and edited in a 90 degree angle.

I make Vertical Videos for IGTV.
I watch vertical Videos on Instagram and Youtube.

by #VERRT SQUAD October 25, 2018

Vertical Motion

the action of bouncing on someone's shit

Brake gave David vertical motion.

by Bill Edmonson April 25, 2023

Instantaneous Verticality

When a function is continuous but has an undefined derivative.

That right there is instantaneous Verticality!

by Marett's Definitions Writer October 28, 2025