my vertical is 21 centimeters

a random thing my classmate named Lily said

classmate1: woah woah look at this
classmate2: girl what the fuck

Lily: my vertical is 21 centimeters *said Lily aggressively*

by anonymous May 2, 2024

Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.

"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."

by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009

set vertical

Whatever is required to have sex standing up

Dave got set vertical going to hammer it home!

by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

Vertical

A line that goes "|"

Stupid: The Elevator is going Horizontal, neat

Me: it's going vertical

by Themysteriouspopatoe October 13, 2017

Word Vertical

another way of saying "Word Up"

Dude 1- yo kidd im comin of to play sum madden
Dude 2- Word Vertical^ Homie

by Slashua December 28, 2007

Vertical Mobility

A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.

Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!

Player 2: alright! What will you get?

Player 1: Vertical Mobility

Player 2: fuck you

by epicepicface January 17, 2024

Vertical Toilet Paper

The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.

Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).

Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”

by Rufio171 February 22, 2018