Vatican

Ay, this my house

"I live in the Vatican Bro"

by Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome December 1, 2020

Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.

John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.

by Christ's whore December 26, 2020

vaticando

adj. A type of fervent religious positivity.

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The pope thinks we can beat covid ... and cancelled Easter services. I admire his vaticando attitude.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

Vatican Syndrome

When a non-religious person visits a place of great Christian significance (such as The Vatican), and is so enchanted by the art and scenery that they consider becoming a born-again Christian.

“Seeing all of the statues, all of the artwork, I just feel like this place is *right*, you know?”

“Sounds like classic Vatican Syndrome to me.”

by Carnefice November 14, 2021

Vatical

The coolest man alive with a relaxed demeanor, and borderline prophetic abilities. From his visionary outlook on life.

Hey you speak to Vatical? He was some where in the future bringing back all the goods on future tech to invest in.

by Vatic December 1, 2024

Vatical

The most relaxing man ever met. With prosthetic abilities that are uncanny.

Hey you speak to Vatical? He was somewhere in the future talking about technical stocks to buy in the future of technology.

by Vatic December 1, 2024

Vatican Venus Flytrap

A sexual act in which the female inserts a sharpener large enough for the male's shaft inside her vagina. Male then puts on a hat similar to the one Pope is wearing and optionally robes. Outside of the vagina is then slathered with honey after which the male proceeds to have coitus with the female and the sharpener inside her. For added pleasure slight rotation movement is suggested as well as grown pubes so it creates the best feeling with the honey

Oh boy I tried Vatican Venus Flytrap with my girl yesterday and my penile shaft hasn't been the same! I can't wait for the skin to heal to do it again with pubes this time!

by Vatican Attila January 29, 2025