Parking Ticket

Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.

Had the best drunken sex with the hot chick from the bar last night, but I woke up to her all pissed off at me. Apparently I had left her a parking ticket.

by DOC 211 August 23, 2010

ticket

A word used in place of cocaine, especialy when in the presence of those who do not find drug use acceptable.

Hey man whats up with those tickets for tonight?

by Wordguy February 20, 2005

Arab Airplane Ticket

A knife or a gun, or any weapon.

Abdul tried to use an Arab Airplane Ticket, but was jumped by five women and beaten senseless.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

Tickets

A word used as code for talking about someting illegal (drugs or alcohol, if you are underaged) in public.

Guy 1: are we going to pregame before the basketball game.
Guy 2: hell yea I got some tickets in my car.

by Deshawn Thomas March 10, 2007

movie ticket

A very expensive peice of paper that people pay money to have torn. The experience is usually as big a waste of time as the movie they're allowed to see in the aftermath.

One movie ticket for The Wedding Crashers.

by thenesmonster August 28, 2005

Ticket mech

the place on a arcade machine where the tickets come form

one of the most comonly jamed parts of a arcade machine

"one of those damn kids stuck a token in the ticket mech"

by Kregg October 18, 2003

Tickets to Orange County

Oxycontin pills, a good one to use over the phone or in public.

Hey Kyle, I need some tickets to Orange County.

by mstek December 24, 2007