Truffle Snuffler

n. a derogatory term (normally targeted at women) used to describe someone's asthetic displeasure.

eg..

Tom: Have you seen John's girlfriend?
Giles: Yeah! Boy does she snuffle for truffles!

Sarah: Have you seen that girl Jenny?
Emma: Hell yeah! She's a Truffle Snuffler!

by Tom The Mighty Mullett December 10, 2008

truffle muffin

Slow ass driver

This truffle muffin needs to get going.

by Milliron25 March 29, 2016

Truffle Butter

The potent mixture of a male’s sperm with a female’s fecal matter after anal sex. Upon pulling out of the anal cavity, a light brown and buttery substance can routinely be seen on ones penis. Hence the term - truffle butter.

‘’You remember that barmaid from the working men’s club, well last night I buggered her anus. After I pulled out, I noticed she had coated my shaft in gooey truffle butter.’’

by homerbellerin August 8, 2021

Truffle snuffer

A law-enforcement agent; a cop, a pig. Pigs (the animal) are used in the capacity of hunting truffles, a valuable fungus. This term is especially useful around cops, as they're are unlikely to know what it implies.

"The truffle snuffers were out in force on the highway this afternoon."

by Zookeep March 13, 2010

truffle snatcher

A truffle snatcher is some one who steels your girl, whom you spent time on, getting them horny and wet.

For example: You're talking a hot girl at a party. You have been flirting for ages and now you are ready to "go up stairs". But then the "Truffle snatcher" comes and snatches your girl and shags her. Because she is a horny as a nun in a cucumber field.

by J-Dog Official April 28, 2014

Truffle Hunt

When you use only your nose to rim out someone's anus

He spread my cheeks and instead of tongue he went on a truffle hunt.

by Markimus919 July 18, 2014

truffle hound

A sneak who appears at your toilet door without notice or invitation. Eg

Benny is here again. Fuck you truffle hound

by pinky and hugh October 10, 2008