towelling

when you use a towel to cover yourself while you change out of a swim suit, most often in front of a few people on the deck of a pool

person 1:how did you change out of your swim suit if u didnt go into the locker room?
person 2:towelling
person 1:oh

by tfrey January 21, 2006

Job Trolling

The act of repeating showing up at a bushiness to gain a job from them.

Oh man, I have been Job Trolling the store down the street for a week now, I think I will get a job with them soon.

by Sandman-Ivan July 7, 2011

Travelling Vacuum salesman

When you are far from your home and a man date-rapes your woman (who lives at your home) while she is at home through shiny consumer goods.

So I came home from New York and Claire told me that she was struck by a Travelling Vacuum salesman. After reprimanding her I tracked the man down and destroyed him.

by Captain Ben7 May 12, 2011

Toweling

When you pass out drunk with your towel on after taking a shower

"How was your night man?"

"Man I got so drunk I was toweling last night"

by WoolworthsAus December 9, 2016

empathy trolling

A form of guilt tripping, where someone tries to shame people for supposedly lacking empathy by falsely conflating their beliefs with the causes of various tragedies, on the basis of anecdotal evidence. Often used to stereotype entire groups of supposedly privileged people as part of a vast evil, inhuman conspiracy to keep the oppressed masses subjugated, especially in identity-politics and neo marxist circles. Also employed as a form of virtue-signaling

Idpollers constantly engage in empathy trolling on social media to milk political and social capital for themselves and their cause, out of tragedies.

by _|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_ June 26, 2018

Trolling

Owning someone who is trying to trash talk

Some jerk:You suck dick, your so horrible nobody loves you

Trolling:Yup

Some jerk:Yeah your so dumb

Trolling:Cool story bro

Some jerk:

by YoYoYoHommie August 21, 2011

Trolling

The act of searching for abnormally short men with body shapes akin to trolls. Trolling is done by single urban women wearing fanciful outfits in order to win the eye of the shortest male possible.

Because of the troll's lack of height, striking shoes are of the utmost importance.

Footnote: Trolling is enhanced by warm weather and latin music.

Mary: Let's dress up and go trolling on Union.

Katherine: We should go to the Marina- it's teeming with trolls!

Andre: And, it's the perfect weather to get raped! Count me in!

by DrDrea September 29, 2011