trouser pirate 

1.Because it has only one eye and covets others booty
2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves
3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum
4. It likes a jolly roger

basically a hard on that goes into odd places

Randy's trouser pirate should never be inserted into anything mechanical again!

trouser pirate by Eric Tanager December 8, 2006

trouser spice

The additive transferred to objects (particularly food) from a) touching your private parts or b) going to the toilet and not washing your hands.

"I wouldn't eat those free peanuts mate, I've heard they get covered in trouser spice."

trouser spice by Paul Greedo Foster January 17, 2009

trouser cannon 

The male reproductive organ, also known as a penis.

That trouser cannon was so big, it scared my vagina!

trouser cannon by arcansenal April 15, 2008

Trouser Nazi 

An erection

The Trouser Nazi dutifully saluted as Eva bent to retrieve her pencil.

Trouser Nazi by Arch Crippledick August 7, 2009

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake 

other way of saying masturbate or jack off

Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009

one-eyed trouser trout 

My COCK.

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

one-eyed trouser trout by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

south of the border trouser marauder 

An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.

Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball

south of the border trouser marauder by butt weasel September 1, 2003