Gym Tourist

A person who comes to the gym thinking they are making progress but in reality they are wasting their time and don't know what are doing. They hog all the machines and waste resources.

'Jay does 4x12 as his working set he's a gym tourist'

Gym Tourist by ryashau January 20, 2026

Life Tourist

🧳 A rare breed of human who doesn’t just live life — they sightsee the entire damn thing living life like as if it was a holiday sight seeing experience!

From meditating mornings, cross legged chanting mantras on the grass listening to birdsinging. To..

Late-night warehouse parties fueled by Bass!, bad decisions, and substances with more syllables than your last GCSE questuon!

Nah dave im not like Frank:

“Didn’t he used to run mushroom retreat in Wales selling, I Love Ayahuasca tee shirts while running for mayor in Ashcroft?"

Lee: “Yeah, and now he’s managing a garage band and dating a Reiki healer who also sells fake IDs.”

Frank: “...he’s such a f*cking Life Tourist.”, i. Just a once off

Life Tourist by Wildlife Brambler January 25, 2026

Rear View Tourist 

Somebody who uses their rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.

"So I was driving to work and this dude in the car behind me was brushing his teeth at the traffic lights."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."

Rear View Tourist by They Told Me I Had To August 20, 2009

Click and tick tourist 

The kind of tourist that walks around clicking a photo of landmarks on their phone and ticking it off the list before moving on to the next spot. Rinse and repeat.

Haha, check at out that click and tick tourist, just clicking and ticking...
Click
Tick
Move on
Rinse and repeat

Click and tick tourist by 2rubloo June 17, 2018

Tin Can Tourist 

A chartered membership organization that promotes the goal of celebrating classic/vintage models of trailers and motor coaches. They do this in part by organizing annual gatherings of trailers and motor home and their autocamping owners at different locations. They also transfer knowledge and experiences at information exchanges.

The Tin Can Tourist objective was to: "to unite fraternally all autocampers”.

Tin Can Tourists promote clean camps, friendliness, decent behavior and wholesome entertainment at the autocamping celebrations.

Tin Can Tourist by mlhiss December 23, 2019

Extra-Solar-Tourist 

Someone who has visited a different star than the one they were born near.

No one from Earth has achieved this yet.

The Extra-Solar-Tourists decided to invade Earth and enslave the population for the fun of it.

Extra-Solar-Tourist by Logical_OverLord July 24, 2021

Culture War Tourist

A person who infiltrates fandoms and obnoxiously parrots political shit without even being a fan in the first place.

Person 1: Dude, I was discussing the latest Final Star Quest game on Discord, and this random guy kept on parroting stuff I really didn't give a shit about, like "Woke" this and "D.E.I." that and how they were ruining the game like a fucking conspiracy crackhead, guy's so jarring.

Person 2: Don't mind him, he's just a culture war tourist. He probably hasn't played any of the games and probably goons to Lolicon Hentai.

Culture War Tourist by SentaiSeinen January 31, 2026