(not to be confused with "a god")
Your all-loving, fag-hating, omnipotent, watches you beat off, all powerful, genocide starting imaginary best friend
Your all-loving, fag-hating, omnipotent, watches you beat off, all powerful, genocide starting imaginary best friend
christian whitebread: How dare you speak against God?! You bastardly heathen!
atheist (or agnostic) chad: Which god?
christian whitebread: The bible one! The real one!
atheist chad: you mean the discriminating genocide starter?
atheist (or agnostic) chad: Which god?
christian whitebread: The bible one! The real one!
atheist chad: you mean the discriminating genocide starter?
by Fried_RiceBiotch May 10, 2019
Get the Godmug. Biggest joke EVAR.
The worlds #1 imaginary friend.
The only stranger people trust.
The reason we have bad ass holidays like Christmas.
The worlds #1 imaginary friend.
The only stranger people trust.
The reason we have bad ass holidays like Christmas.
billy: Whose your bestestest friend EVAR?
joe: god.
billy: LOL.
joe: WAT?
billy: i said best friend. not imaginary friend. n00b.
joe: :'(
joe: god.
billy: LOL.
joe: WAT?
billy: i said best friend. not imaginary friend. n00b.
joe: :'(
by ihategodalot October 16, 2009
Get the Godmug. The savior of the world! Creeator of all things, He is the kindest being in all the existance!!!! He sent his beloved son Jesus to rescue us so we can live with Him forever!!! God is the one and only thing on earth we need. So loving, how many Kings would give up their sons for us? We are never alone!!!
by Jesus luvr!!!! January 12, 2012
Get the Godmug. The dopest nigga in the sky who thought it was funny to give a load of jews commandments such as not to kill, then have that dawg Moses kill neighbouring tribes and have the women raped, cos it was JUST and FAIR (according to Christians). Loves having things killed, including his own son in an eternal act of "kindness"
Of course, this is a FAIRYTALE and in the original FAIRYTALES there were lots of gruesome happenings, not like your sunday school teacher will tell you about 'em! lololololol
If anyone comes across my previous christian babble about the definition of God (under the name JCJ) - forgive me, and give it a nice hearty thumbs down. I didn't know what I was doing at the time...
Of course, this is a FAIRYTALE and in the original FAIRYTALES there were lots of gruesome happenings, not like your sunday school teacher will tell you about 'em! lololololol
If anyone comes across my previous christian babble about the definition of God (under the name JCJ) - forgive me, and give it a nice hearty thumbs down. I didn't know what I was doing at the time...
The Bible says it, God wrote it, it's the truth, that settles it! - Fundie Christian logic (or lack thereof) on any criticism of their beliefs
Genesis says that Giants existed! Holy Shit!
Genesis says that Giants existed! Holy Shit!
by Atheist JCJ March 24, 2008
Get the Godmug. who made who?????????did god make us, fuck no. we mad him. in our fucking minds we created an imaginary person.
God Hates Us All!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
Get the godmug. God, as in our almighty lord, is a Canadian named Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5). He is God in human form, and listening to his music puts one in a state of religious ecstasy. This state of holy ecstasy can me increased to an orgasmic level by also consuming the drug Ecstasy.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Get the Godmug. by MissOfficer February 4, 2010
Get the Godmug.