Shit-steak

Something that is generally good, such as steak, that is shitty for some reason.

"I left a chocolate bar in my hot car and it turned into shit-steak."

"Lets go out and party!"
*gets arrested for public intoxication*
"Well that night turned into shit-steak."

by Fordtuff June 25, 2018

steak mud

N.) The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas expelled from ones rectum after consuming large quantities of steak.

Oh dear lord, who blew that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 24, 2018

Steak

A code/slang term for marijuana/weed founded in Auckland New Zealand.

"Keen for some steak?"

"Im hanging for a steak, keen for a bbq?"

"Got any steak?"

by I want that one November 10, 2009

steak knifing

When some one attempts to shave their pubic hair without properly "pre shaving" (i.e. trim, shaving cream, etc.) resulting in a bad rash - just like if you try shaving with a steak knife.

"Ross was steak knifing and got a terrible rash"

by Bill McGlone June 24, 2007

Mistake Steak

In the food-service industry, when a steak is cooked incorrectly (more often than not, overcooked), a new steak is cooked for the guest. The original over-cooked steak, often un-touched, or merely sliced into to determine wellness, is perfectly good for eating. As a server, mistake steak is an annoying (because of the lowered tip received from the guest) mistake, but also a delicious one.

The kitchen fucked up my steak order for my table again, god damnit. They ordered medium-rare and this is medium-well. Oh-well. While they're cooking a new stake, I'll eat this mistake steak. OM NOM NOM.

by FriedSushi87 October 4, 2010

skirt steak

euphemism for vagina.

Dude, did you see Brittney's skirt steak when she got out of the car?

by Duetforsports June 25, 2008

steak rape

Getting a Vegetarian drunk and feeding them steak (or any other animal meat)

Bob took Sue on a date and steak raped her. She is not a vegetarian anymore.

by doctorvik December 16, 2015