by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006
Get the tittie tips mug.When the skin on your finger tips become shriveled from finger blasting a girl for a prolonged period of time.
Andrew: What did you do with that chick last night?
Graem: Nothing too much, I just fingered her for like an hour.
Andrew: Damn, that sucks.
Graem: Yeah, all I got out of it were some raisin tips.
Graem: Nothing too much, I just fingered her for like an hour.
Andrew: Damn, that sucks.
Graem: Yeah, all I got out of it were some raisin tips.
by manfredman April 9, 2011
Get the Raisin Tips mug.The horrible song by rapper J-kwon where he butchers the English language worse than the Cingular customer service rep in India who spoke no English and tried to help me with a problem with my phone.
"Errbody in da clup get tipsy!" is an even worse bastardization of the English language than "Elo dank u fo calin cinglar mah naem is mohamed al jabbafoofumullahaallahjihad ho can I heelp u toda?"
by ihaterap August 29, 2005
Get the tipsy mug.Bob takes off his hat to reveal a bald spot. John replies "man what happened to your tipoff", "put that hat back on".
by Rctiger November 11, 2008
Get the tipoff mug.by Big badass bassist March 22, 2012
Get the Frosted tips mug.MASTURBATION TIPS
1. Make sure you are in a warm place (e.g: underneath your duvet) and also you are in a place where no1 can see u or disturb u.
2. If you have a male partner, make sure he is available because he could be very handy....
- to start off, you have to stretch your legs open wide (like you are having a baby)
3. start by stripping your bottom half (trousers n pantz)
4. get sum thick saliva from your mouth n place it on ur clitoris and vaginal opening
5. press ur clitoris for 10 secondz or less
6. start breathing lyk ur out of breath (slowly, then get a bit faster)
7. while doing this, rub ur clitoris from left to right with ur right hand (slowly do this, then get faster)
8. as you feel like you are starting to feel pleasure, get your man to go under your legs and get him to rub his penis around your vaginal opening.
9. when you feel the immense rush of pleasure, get ur man to do it with you (hav sex)
!!...ENJOY...!!
TiP: BEFORE DOING THESE WHOLE INSTRUCTIONS, IT IS BEST TO HAVE AN INTENTION OF HAVING SEX.
1. Make sure you are in a warm place (e.g: underneath your duvet) and also you are in a place where no1 can see u or disturb u.
2. If you have a male partner, make sure he is available because he could be very handy....
- to start off, you have to stretch your legs open wide (like you are having a baby)
3. start by stripping your bottom half (trousers n pantz)
4. get sum thick saliva from your mouth n place it on ur clitoris and vaginal opening
5. press ur clitoris for 10 secondz or less
6. start breathing lyk ur out of breath (slowly, then get a bit faster)
7. while doing this, rub ur clitoris from left to right with ur right hand (slowly do this, then get faster)
8. as you feel like you are starting to feel pleasure, get your man to go under your legs and get him to rub his penis around your vaginal opening.
9. when you feel the immense rush of pleasure, get ur man to do it with you (hav sex)
!!...ENJOY...!!
TiP: BEFORE DOING THESE WHOLE INSTRUCTIONS, IT IS BEST TO HAVE AN INTENTION OF HAVING SEX.
by Alison Hawkins March 25, 2008
Get the masturbation tips mug.Brilliant British advert where monkeys drove cars, drank tea, and went about in costumes.
Extremely popular, and talked daily around Britain for monthes while supping tea and cakes.
Company found it was "un-popular", so replaced with a bunch of plasticine birds. Bollocks.
Extremely popular, and talked daily around Britain for monthes while supping tea and cakes.
Company found it was "un-popular", so replaced with a bunch of plasticine birds. Bollocks.
Geordie pigeon. aight man whit ye dain to me creeb? Ill do ye i will!
Posh owl. Fuck off you gormless flying rat.
Geordie Pigeon. Righto.
Posh owl. Fuck off you gormless flying rat.
Geordie Pigeon. Righto.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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