1. a modern hippie phenomena found at at touring jam band concerts. Deriving from cross pollination between normal hippies and gangsters, Tree Thugs usually have dreadlocks, fitted flat brim hats, and interesting "urban" clothing featuring bright, metallic or intricate patterns. Tree Thugs engage in copious amounts of drug selling to support their lifestyle, travels, and wardrobe. They can usually be found milling around venues mumbling the varieties of heady contraband they have for sale.
Dude, that acid I bought from that Tree Thug totally fucked me up.
whoa, that Tree Thug over there is trying to trade his dog for a super heady crystal.
I went to see Phish in Miami, you should have seen all the coked up Tree Thugs. It was wild.
I’m tryna throw you 300 bucks. Ooh now he comes back. How’s that dick taste dude? Taste like money? Yeah you’re a thug dude. Gimme the thug shaker dude, shake your ass That’s some thug ass right there. That’s hood as fuck bro. You just better have my got damn money. Just have your god damn money. What if I was to tell you I was only kidding about the money part, I thought you’d like it. Yeah I’m only kidding bro, that’s the look eyes I was looking for. Huh thinking? Nah I got you tho. I don’t got your money heavy_dollar_sign with me tho, I gotta go-face_with_raised_eyebrow look there it is again. Huh? That’s a whatchu talkin about willis look. Hell-yeah!
Usually a nerdy pussy who has no real friends. But online, they think they're the best thing since fried chicken and think they can easily kick anyone's ass. THEY USUALLY TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE THIS, THREATEN YOU, AND SWEAR EVERY OTHER WORD. They also have bad grammar and act like gangsters. Not to mention their excessive use of exclamation marks.
Normal person: Sonic games suck now.
E-thug: STFU PUSSY ASS BITCH!!!! YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A COCKSUCKIN DIKHEAD PRIC!!!!!! IF I EVR SEE YUR ASS IN PRSUN ILL KIK YUR ASS SOO BADLY THT YOOR GRANDCHELLDRIN WILL FEAL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Normal person: Pfft, look at the e-thug playing tough guy.
E-thug: *no response*
When a person dresses to mimic the fashions, talk, and/or actions of the stylish urbanite with substantial street cred, but is too white-bread to truly carry it off.
Can you believe that thuganista is wearing clothes washed in Downey and freshly ironed by his mom?