Rusty Trombone

A simultaneous rim and reach around, i.e. and r 'n' r amongst the cognoscenti.

sally the dwarf's arms were to short to give the fat guy a rusty trombone.

by jack b. nimble August 31, 2003

Rusty Trombone

getting your ass crack and/or ass hole licked while the girl reaches around and tugs on your cock. Thus looks like the girl is "making music."

Baby girl gave me the best rusty trombone ever!
Ever had a rusty trombone

by Sam from Philly August 13, 2005

Throwback IPAD

A phrase used to refer to any version of the first generation IPAD in reference to the IPAD 2 being release

Man the new IPAD 2 is releasing on March 11th. I gotta get rid of my old one because no one wants to rock a throwback IPAD.

by Felipe is so Hood March 19, 2011

Rusty Trombone

A standing man getting his asshole eaten out by the woman he just ass-fucked, while she jerks him off from behind. The man has to have ass-fucked the woman, hence what makes your trombone "RUSTY"

Tom fucked Kelly's ass so well, she treated him to a Rusty Trombone.

by Mr. Bator August 28, 2008

Trombonio

One who administers a rusty trombone.

Manbonio: "Blow harder, Trombonio!"
Trombonio: "Slurp"

by Tom MW June 11, 2006

throbbing muncher

a sweaty lesbian eating out another lesbian on a sunbed.

"hey Lillanne, lets go do a throbbing muncher on our lil sister!!"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

Throabing

a monster cock with huge veins running through it.

"Jonathan has a throabing cock"
"i heard Jonathans cock is throabing"

by chlorinepods July 8, 2019