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thotlings are thots who stick together
Sierra and Kierra are thotlings for life.
by quintasia January 31, 2014
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cock-throbbing beat

A dance-oriented musical rhythm that sounds like a hybrid of electronica and vintage porn groove. Examples include "Disco Science" by Mirwais, "Around the World" by Daft Punk, and anything by Moby.
"I dunno what was going on when that bare-chested guy with the pink v-neck sweater put on that strangely agreeable porno music, but I felt hot, bothered, and the need to dance."

- "Those were no normal rhythms, friend. Those were cock-throbbing beats."
by Ed Braun August 6, 2009
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Throbbing

When you get so hard the vanes in your cock almost pop.
When you win a chess game in only six moves "my cock is Throbbing right now" -Mr 6.5 inch wiener
by Tav0 June 25, 2020
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Trolling

Trolling is the exploration of the contrary. It serves as a primer to ignite the stupidity lying dormant within the zeal of an ideology or proposition.

A successful troll can be successful, by adopting a point of view contrary to their own and exploiting its weaknesses before a fellow proponent. A troll knows his enemy by trolling as his enemy.

A good troll plays a polemicist, with the hope of exposing the arrogance and irrationality of his target. A naive and unsuspecting victim is much more likely to deal a statement in absolutes if approached by someone appearing equally vehement of the contrary. A troll must sustain their position, however unlikely or immoral it may be. Ecumenicism does not exist in the world of troll.

In is no coincidence that induction of emotional outbursts in others is a salient feature of successful trolling. Indeed, it has been suggested that this property allows for a redefining of trolling as a critical analysis of human nature by socially deconstructive commentary.

In addition to being a valuable addition to discourse, trolling is a leisurely activity. One who opposes conventional wisdom need not be a revolutionary nor fool, merely a connoisseur of the fruit of uncertainty which gives so many imperious souls the indigestion that is rage.

Just as a witticism is an epigram on the death of a feeling, a successful troll is concluded with an epitaph on the death of a certainty.
Trolling: "God clearly scorched the negro's skin black in preparation for hell. That sounds merciful to me. Do you or do you not believe you can get a sunburn in hell?"
by Magnus Bojaxiu December 6, 2011
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throwing jacks

That dirty hooker is so hot, Ima throw jacks thinking about that slut tonight. Or, Fuck I was so horny I threw jacks in my car driving home. Or, I am throwing jacks right now looking at myspace.
by T-Fish May 22, 2006
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Throbbing Blood Tube

Another way to describe a long hard cock
Whore 1: His big long throbbing blood tube went into my ass to my mouth
Whore 2: What the fuck
by KillingMySelf July 25, 2016
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an expression indicating optimism regarding ones current situation
You: So what's the word with that rash of yours?
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.
by Johnny Goldfish April 13, 2007
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