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thirstday

noun: A day of the week that a thirsty a**hole wants someone so bad obviously, to the point it supersedes all other days in the week which the desire for intercourse is request and/or demanded.
This guy at the gym asked for my phone number, but when I responded, "sorry, I'm married." He came back with, "Oh that's cool, maybe I can follow you in insta, twitter, FB, and snapchat; anything where I can show you my d**ck "...it must be Thirstday.
by nathanplacroix December 3, 2019
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Thirsty Little Demon

A Tik Tok meme, showing a black human-like creature that gets into your house and steals your milk or other liquids that he can drink.
by P_V_M December 12, 2019
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thirst trapistry

The collective feeling or sense of artistic horniess or attention grabbing a piece of art can give the viewer a sense of.
Yo Erika posts nothing but selfie dawg. No you simp! You are missing the divine thirst trapistry of her catalog.
by Chuck Abernathy June 17, 2021
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Thirsty Joe

When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.
Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.

Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
by geederd October 29, 2022
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Burning Thirteen

To be in a state of calm, happy, oblivion.

Synonym: Spacin' gs
Guy 1: Hey man, what's goin on?
Guy 2: Just sittin here burning thirteen. Wanna do something?
Guy 1: Hell Yeah!
by Marco St. John July 28, 2004
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bacon thirty

(n:) time of day where eating bacon is absolutely necessary, and (n:) a diner dedicated to the pure awesomeness of bacon by specializing in bacon related dishes...oh, and curling

(v:) to wrap something in bacon; to fry or deep fry something; to wrap in bacon and then deep fry
What time is it? Oh its bacon thirty! (fry some bacon) Nom nom nom.

My sandwich is so boring! I know, I should baconthirty it. (wrap it in bacon and deep fry it) Nom nom nom.
by bacon:thirty March 18, 2010
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yo thirsty ahh

When a female is trying extra hard to get with a male. She will do anything for his attention.
shameeka: girl he dont want chu
trina: yes he does i will do anything for him
shameeka: yo thirsty ahh!

Shakeya: OMG he so fine. I just wanna take his dick and shove it down my throat
Rashad: Yo thirsty ahh
by Dennis Speed December 12, 2012
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