broke a thing

Random wreckage created by Div

Oh Look, Div Broke a thing. She Pulled a Div.

by TumbleTwee June 28, 2017

Prometheus school of running away from things

To run away from a falling object in a straight line instead just easily avoiding it by getting out of it's path

He obviously went to the Prometheus school of running away from things u can tell when he was trying to run away from the semi

by Kjakksg November 28, 2019

This is why we can't have nice things

1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.

2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.

1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."

by Humping midget January 15, 2011

doing wine things

Being a weird douche

We're doing wine things tonight

by Swag4789 March 29, 2015

the knee thing

when laying down and making out, the person on top (male/female) pushing/massaging their knee in between the legs of the person (typically female) under them.

they got on top of me and did the knee thing. it felt so good.

by gremlinhead June 25, 2022

10 things i hate about you

The best movie ever created. Modern (ok well not so modern. 90's) Recreation of Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew".

I watch 10 things i hate about you at least twice a week.

by YouSuckThat'sAll February 20, 2005

Not a thing

When you desribe anything to a friend that is deemed to not exist or to be rediculous.

Person 1: The other day I had a sick meal, I had omlette on toast
Person 2: Mate, that's not a thing.

Person 1: I saw a canned chicken today...
Person 2: Why is that even a thing?

by omletteontoast December 7, 2011