inverted churros

another way for saying ass or anus
steve:'damn my ass hurts'
dann:'did someone kick your inverted churros?'
by inverted_churrator August 27, 2019
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Inverted sit ups

The calorie burning act of sex
Screw the gym, with this new girlfriend I am doing plenty of inverted sit ups
by Wampadude October 27, 2016
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The woman kneels facing the headboard, using it to hold herself up. The man lays on his back between her legs and points his knees towards his head. His penis is then inserted into her vagina or anus. You know what to do after that.
Inverted missionary reverse cowgirl is a difficult sexual position to get into, but tots worth it.
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inverted slay

inverted-slay (noun)
/ɪnˈvɜr.tɪd sleɪ/

Definition:
The opposite of a "slay"; something that is not good, successful, or desirable. Often used humorously or colloquially to describe an action, event, or outcome that falls short of expectations.
Amber: that woman who lied about flying a plane is a liar. She is definitely an inverted slay.
by asher1842 December 01, 2024
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Inverted pube

A hair that is growing into the skin, in the nether regions.
I have a bad case of the inverted pube.
by steph jenna August 17, 2009
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Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface May 31, 2011
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inverted collaranco

A nice respectful way of letting someone know you were lying
I am a major league baseball player

Bro I think he pulled an inverted collaranco
by 012345678909876543210 September 13, 2019
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