by Devin Roland June 03, 2021
82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway.
Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"
by WunHungLo August 06, 2011
Referring to getting to a concert or gig early, specifically at the times the doors first open rather than when acts come on.
by Official real definitions April 17, 2019
While sharing the road with a bicyclist, you pull up really close to them and have your passenger open their door as you pass, thus "spanking" them with your car door.
Louis: "Do you ever get the to urge to dropkick bicyclists off their bike when they don't obey the rules of the street?"
Sarah: "Just door spank them. Works every time."
Sarah: "Just door spank them. Works every time."
by master_b88 April 18, 2011
Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.
Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...
by Motherfucker993 February 11, 2014
A word established in a dan and Phil live stream, meaning the excit water girl uses in the game ‘fire boy and water girl’
by lil pumpkin February 15, 2019
Back door
1) A secondary entry/exit door, normally located at the rear of a propety.
2) A slang term for the anus
1) A secondary entry/exit door, normally located at the rear of a propety.
2) A slang term for the anus
1) Glenda's back door was jammed shut, so she had to call the locksmith in.
2) Tom fucked Glenda, up the back door
2) Tom fucked Glenda, up the back door
by Coffee_addict July 18, 2004