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cobra trainer

A "cobra trainer" is a person who always one ups you by saying they also did it or did it better or did it more often.
Tammy: Stephanie is such a cobra trainer!
Tiffany: Why, what did she do now?
Tammy: I told her about my visited China and was giving her the highlights of my trip. She said she's also been to the same places and claimed to have been to many other.
Tiffany: That's possible.
Tammy: She's never even been to China!
by DeeQue November 4, 2014
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Cobra-face

Verb; to smear the inner walls of a ladies vagina with cocaine and proceed to eat her out.
'I cobra-faced your aunt's cunny flaps, then proceeded to seizure all over the floor.'
by Love doctor 675543 June 14, 2013
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paper cobra

When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage
I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.
by King s a l a m I May 24, 2022
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cobra checked

When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man
He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.
by Cobra Checker April 26, 2016
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surrender cobra

A hands-behind-head, elbows-flared pose by a fan witnessing a play likely leading to a loss by their team.
credit to gray hardison...The ball hasn't even left Curry's hand yet and I count 6.5 surrender cobras.
by rolly-pop August 22, 2016
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milking the cobra

The female art of urinating while standing or in a semi-standing position. This is usually accomplished by a female utilizing two fingers to position her labias in a manner that unimpedes the flow of urine from her urethra.
Jane was walking home drunk from the club with Jack and needed to piss. With nowhere viable to go, she decided to milk the cobra right there in the alley.

"milking the cobra"
by USMC Master Sgt May 21, 2009
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Cobra Knob

Someone with a bent knob, dick or willy.
a cobra knob is very horrible to have put up your minge
Guy: Check out my sweet dick

Girl: URGH what a cobra knob get it away from me!
by Astortheviking February 7, 2010
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