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amazon freedom

a status of having enough income or wealth such that you don't have to check your bank account before making small purchases on Amazon, but you still have to work for a living because you don't have financial freedom.
My goal in life is to have Amazon freedom. Sure, financial freedom is better, but I feel that Amazon freedom is within my reach.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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Amazon Amnesia

When you've been buying all your stuff on Amazon and you forget where to find it in the actual store.
"Excuse me, I have Amazon Amnesia, where can I find the toilet paper? My Amazon subscribe and save isn't here yet and I'm all out."
by kwyjibo1 July 30, 2017
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Amazon punk

Punk who uses fast fashion for all their clothes
Usually became punk in around 2020 - 2021
Is mean to or judges other alternative people for no reason
"They are an amazon punk, Half their clothes are sold on amazon"
by Sir_DayDream February 13, 2022
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amazonable

A business or industry in which the Amazon company, because of their financial resources, economies of scale and shipping capabilities, could easily enter and sell the products at a lower price and ship them faster than existing companies in that industry.
Because it is expensive and not easy to ship sheets of plywood and drywall like it is books and other small products, home improvement businesses like Home Depot and Lowe's are not easily Amazonable. Amazon {business online shopping Cyber Monday
by Octotrader February 10, 2018
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Amazon Spic

A racist term for a South American Latino, Especially those from Ecuador and Peru.
Kevin: "Hey are you going to Ecuador this Summer?"
Dylan: "I was but I don't want to be around those dirty Amazon Spics."
by DefineTheTerm May 28, 2016
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Amazon Coupons

Amazon Offers, Amazon Coupon codes, Amazon Sale, Amazon Sale 2018
You can get Amazon coupons and Amazon sale offer at GetAmazonCoupons
by Get Amazon Coupons May 27, 2018
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Swallows and Amazons

Swallows and Amazons.....

The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.

A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.

Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.

However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".

Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
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