vag-rig

a vagina that is so complex one must draw a map to figure out how the fuck it works

i was fucking this girl last night and she kept telling me what to do, so i asked her to draw a map of her vag-rig

by Captain Pumperloaf March 24, 2009

Vag Sticker

noun: what a "man's" dude card is replaced with, once revoked.

Josh: "That was gay, I'm pulling your Dude Card."
Alex: "Well, what do i get instead?"
Josh: *pauses* "a Vag Sticker."

by deceptive enlightenment March 13, 2009

Rav-vag

To go ravenous on the vagina during oral sex. To eat her pussy out in a voracious manner as if your are starving and haven’t eaten in days.

I went all rav-vag last night on Rachel. She came three times.

I love it whe he eats me out rav-vag style.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Moo-Vag

A big cow vagina who’s always like moo this moo that

e.g. Oli you're such a Moo-Vag about everything

by Poop-A-Doop September 14, 2014

Vag-a-loon

When a male or female blows into another females vagina, than she simply pushes all the air out of her vagina, and the sound of her queef while running around the room to act like a balloon flying freely threw the room after being released.

Guy 1: "Dude, Wanda totally did a vag-a-loon for me last night. I was laughing so hard I about pissed me self."

Guy 2: "bahaha oh hell naw dawg"

by That odd chick April 20, 2014

vag bald

A woman with little to no “down there hair”

“ Is it normal for a girl my age to be vag bald?”

by Thid November 27, 2017

Vag holder

on females!! the part of your leg that gets fatter before your vagina (inner thigh)

that bitches vag holder is fatter then my dick

by bennyfucker July 12, 2009