3 definitions by Captain Pumperloaf

vag-rig

a vagina that is so complex one must draw a map to figure out how the fuck it works

i was fucking this girl last night and she kept telling me what to do, so i asked her to draw a map of her vag-rig

by Captain Pumperloaf November 7, 2008

the process of reading ones text messages over their shoulder without them noticing.

Jake:i got a message from annie!
Jeremy and Tom:ya, so she has herpes?
Jake: Were You eaves-texting???

by Captain Pumperloaf January 1, 2009

a fucktastic trucker with all the skill of a ninja, like the abilty to kill you with a single honk.

"the ninja trucker set out to destroy all of the opposing fleets crew with a mxture of ti-chi and bad songs from the south

by Captain Pumperloaf October 28, 2008