Definition:
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)
History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)
History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
"Back in my day we walked barefoot through the snow to school. Uphill both ways! And President's Day didn't exist! We celebrated King George Washington's Birthday!"
"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
by RobertOldhead December 10, 2008
Secretary of State: presently Hillary Clinton. This person directly represents the President, especially in foriegn policy matters; also, third successor to the Presidency behind the Vice-President, and the Speaker of the House.
President-at-large, Secretary Hillary Clintion, is constantly on the move around the world addressing issues for the President.
by Guido1 April 20, 2009
Feminist: TRUMP ISN'T MY PRESIDENT
Anyone else: Sure....The 48th president is a monkey how about that?
Feminist: Why is it a monkey what are you anti-species?...racist
Anyone else: Sure....The 48th president is a monkey how about that?
Feminist: Why is it a monkey what are you anti-species?...racist
by Ratimus Maximus November 06, 2017
President Donald Trump. The greatest President the U.S. ever had! He is the last true American in office!
by Xh1 December 07, 2020
When Complainer-in-Chief's compulsive need for continuous media attention causes him to then claim: 1. The media is the "Enemy of the People" and out to smear my "good" name, 2. He is the victim of someone he hired/nominated, 3. He is the victim of some hot mess or drama he created, 4. He is "The only one" able to fix anything and everything wrong in America then hurls blame in every other direction when he can't.
Stay tuned for more on this breaking story "Munchausen by Presidency"... WH reports fire in West Wing...man seen here holding large hose between legs - apparently dousing flames, single-handedly extinguishing blaze. "White House goes down in flames" Drone footage someone hiding behind South Lawn shed, digging, 2 gas cans seen nearby. Perp seen fleeing in pink robe, flat orange beret. Another in 5" pumps.
WH tweet "Using very large hands, and huuuge hose, to extinguish very hot fire, huuge flames - sizzingling, bigly, very hot flames." Smoke alarms blare like copter blades in newly-released 9-1-1 recording, man bellowing, "House was on fire..it was. It's out now. I am the only one who can extinguish a fire this size. It was uuuuuuge. I can put it out though. I did it ...by myself. I'm very strong. Flames fear me. Not like last resident. Most people don't know how thick my hose is. It pumps enough to douse any sized flame. There was one I couldn't put out easily myself though; it was hot...some say I am hot! ...I won't argue. A bright orange nest of hairspray landed on me. All of my dear friends arrived just in time...they extinguished that one - wasn't very big. Very special people --porn stars. Always there when I need a leak... I mean, a hand. Wait...ok good talking to you. Breaking FoxNews coming on now - gotta go watch"
WH tweet "Using very large hands, and huuuge hose, to extinguish very hot fire, huuge flames - sizzingling, bigly, very hot flames." Smoke alarms blare like copter blades in newly-released 9-1-1 recording, man bellowing, "House was on fire..it was. It's out now. I am the only one who can extinguish a fire this size. It was uuuuuuge. I can put it out though. I did it ...by myself. I'm very strong. Flames fear me. Not like last resident. Most people don't know how thick my hose is. It pumps enough to douse any sized flame. There was one I couldn't put out easily myself though; it was hot...some say I am hot! ...I won't argue. A bright orange nest of hairspray landed on me. All of my dear friends arrived just in time...they extinguished that one - wasn't very big. Very special people --porn stars. Always there when I need a leak... I mean, a hand. Wait...ok good talking to you. Breaking FoxNews coming on now - gotta go watch"
by Ladyjanenc December 04, 2018
a pressure-valve president is a president that acts as a 'pressure release valve' for government lobby groups to deter pent up resentment of voting citizens towards the direction a country is or has been moving.
Trump supporters are now content enough to allow the powers that be to continue with corruption, just enough pressure has been released from the voting class that any current or future uprisings are quelled, all thanks to PV President Trump.
President Trump is a PV President, just look at all these MAGA hat-wearing supporters their rights are more infringed on now than under Clinton, Bush or Obama yet they refuse to see Trump for the PV President that he is.
President Trump is a PV President, just look at all these MAGA hat-wearing supporters their rights are more infringed on now than under Clinton, Bush or Obama yet they refuse to see Trump for the PV President that he is.
by alwysgldn August 11, 2019