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Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.
The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.
by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009
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KOALA

Acronym for "Kind of a loose asshole"
Unisex term for someone who frequently lets people in through the out-door.
Alternatively, can be used to describe notoriously big poopers.
She takes it from behind without lube because she's got a Koala.
by Moose Stash June 6, 2022
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Koala

Racial term for people of German-Irish decent.
That dude is such a koala
by Brown3yw January 5, 2021
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Koala

1. Koalas are indigenous to Australia. It is an animal that spend 20 to 22 Hours in a day sleeping.
2. A person that is suffering from sleeping sickness or loves to sleep more.
1. Sloth and Koalas are similar when it comes to sleep.
2. Terry is a koala when sleeping.
by Makoo36 May 21, 2021
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Koala

A smooth brained creature with little intellectual understanding.
You're a koala.
by GetThatLinkOuttaHere February 18, 2021
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Koala

The act of sleeping with one person on their back whilst the other rests their head on the shoulder with the leg hooked over
Guy 1: How did you sleep last night?
Guy 2: So well! She was a great person to koala with
by forgottencarrot April 30, 2021
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Koalaing

When you hang onto the side of a gymbro or muscle mommy
This lady was ripped so I started koalaing while she ran
by DecepticonGang September 16, 2023
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