not fkn deez

not fkn meaning like “surely not”

Deez meaning ass in Arabic

“Omg that girl is a babe”

“Not fkn deez”

by Bob182758 March 26, 2019

Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts is a magical and sensual word. it makes people shit on the ground, it can solve poverty, hunger, and world peace.

person1: hey, do you know deez? person2: deez who? person1: DEEZ NUTS! HA GOTEEM!!!

by xXSYPERASSSEATER69Xx February 22, 2022

Deez Nuts

by far the best phrase in human history

jack:hey bro
zack:deez nuts
jack: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH, zack you need to wake up, you’ve been in a coma for 2 years
zack:what

by beebybeeber October 21, 2022

deez nuts

Another word for penis, male genitalia. Most commonly used in jokes.

Hey, do you like pudding?
what kind?
Any.
Uhh…yeah!
Pudding deez nuts in your mouth
fuck you, greg.

by urmomsbussy July 18, 2021

Deez nuts

It’s a man’s most precious thing.

I like deez nuts

by IT’S CORN🌽 February 26, 2023

Deez Theorum

The Deez Theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.

Richard Inass: Alright class, how do we solve this inequality?

Mike Huntstink: Oh, you have to apply a few laws tied to the Deez Theorum!

Joema Mah: Idiot, you forgot to deduct the sugma from the Sus Equation.

Richard Inass: That is correct boys. Both solutions are present.

by bugcrusher October 27, 2021

deez burger

a really good burger you can eat it and like it it's not poison

i love deez burger

by Ur mom on urban dictionary September 22, 2022