All the fun you need in a bottle.
How to make
1)Get an old bottle and fill it halfway with flamable liquid
2)Soak an old rag in oil
3)Insert the rah into the bottle
4)light the end of the rag with a stylish lighter
5)Throw the bottle at a passing emo who looks sad
6)run like f**k and hope the police don't cacth you
How to make
1)Get an old bottle and fill it halfway with flamable liquid
2)Soak an old rag in oil
3)Insert the rah into the bottle
4)light the end of the rag with a stylish lighter
5)Throw the bottle at a passing emo who looks sad
6)run like f**k and hope the police don't cacth you
by Legend Boy July 13, 2006
A moderate to advanced sexual act whereby the male cums in the female's mouth, adds tequila, salt and lemon juice to the mix, then bangs the female's head on the bar, after which she swallows. The male may exclaim "Salud!" or something similarly irate, however this is not mandatory.
Girl 1: "C'mon, let's, like, hit the club."
Girl 2: "Yeah, let's. But take it easy with the cum cocktails this time, alright? You may need those braincells later on in life."
Girl 2: "Yeah, let's. But take it easy with the cum cocktails this time, alright? You may need those braincells later on in life."
by Ariekanibalie June 24, 2009
by Mustangh8er October 01, 2010
A way of referring that a dude has a small dick (like those cocktail weenies that are served on sampler platters).
by Zaan3 November 08, 2007
An alcoholic beverage consisting of gin, laxatives, and viagra. Designed to induce a triple, or the elusive double triple.
You know a guy's kinky when he offers to buy a triple cocktail. Gotta be sure to have plastic sheets.
by triple temptress December 20, 2010
The act of consuming way to many drinks. To much debauchery, douchebaggery, shamelessness, unfiltered verbal diarhea, lack of inhibition and so forth.
The guy across the bar hitting on the girl that's clearly not interested, should be flagged for unnecessary cocktailing.
by jmun77 February 16, 2010
Whilst performing oral sex with a female, adding some of your favourite alcoholic beverage to jazz things up
Dale: How was your weekend ?
Jane: You wouldn't believe what happened to me
Dale: Snatch Cocktail?
Jane: Yeah, its going to be a thing soon
Jane: You wouldn't believe what happened to me
Dale: Snatch Cocktail?
Jane: Yeah, its going to be a thing soon
by browntown6 June 24, 2010