Chuck Norris

When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.
Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.
by schlogden February 19, 2008
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Chuck a Sickie

When someone takes the day of school/work, claiming "Sickness" when they are not sick.
Mostly used by Australian Students who have a test or assignment due.
Teacher: Philip?
Philip: Here
Teacher: Jack
*silence
Philip: He decided to chuck a sickie, Sir.
by #TrustEngineers August 06, 2018
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pussy chuck

The act of thrusting one's genitals (female in this case) violently for the purpose of celebration. The act pertains to a movement generating at the pelvis.
"Omg Stacey, I cannot wait to get out and pussy chuck tonight. I've been locked in the house for too long."
by Rocky 101 June 22, 2014
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chuck norris

Chuck Norris is a very talented actress.
Being called Chuck Norris is definently a compliment.
0/\/\f9 n041o u m_mMa 1z 7e}-{ Chuck Norris 4i97!!
by i <3 chuck! March 21, 2003
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chuck norris

A person that has been given way to much credit, and who has atracted the eyes of many faggots out there! They talk so much abot him, that i think that there is a Chuck Norris bible out there some where! Chuck norris goes by 3 known names...

-Chuck Norris (obviously)
-Walker (comma) Texas Ranger
-God
Hey, how many people did Chuck norris killed this episode? 50? 60?
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Chuck Norris

Urban Dictionary can't define Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris defines Urban Dictionary.
Chuck Norris killed two stones with only one bird.
by Noam The CS Teacher November 15, 2017
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chuck norris

Justin Bieber's hero, also known as the person who can roundhouse kick anyone in the face if they don't support Biebs.
RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS MOMENT: Chuck Norris doesn't buy My World because he already has a world of his own.. but that doesn't mean you shouldn't..
by BeliebersAreAmazing April 03, 2010
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