Karcher the rug

To wash your vaginal pubic hair area.

Also to actually clean a rug with a Karcher.

Got a hot date with Rodney tonight; but after that killer pilates session I'd better race home and Karcher the rug.

rug

by Bigsetzee September 24, 2016

split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.

Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.

by Taciturn February 27, 2017

rug bag

Monkeying around on a nontraditional level mickey like monkey mouse

Steve: Hey John what are you doing

Asshole: rug bag bug bag

Steve: FUCK YOU

by Ck'Crimson April 21, 2021

Rug diver

One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.

Rug diver's are better than vacuum cleaners.

by Dewonmylily July 31, 2016

24 Rugs

That bitch ass nigga 42 Dugg so tiny, he’s called this because it only takes 24 rugs stacked up to be taller than his bitch ass. Dumb ass Nigga needs stilts.

I discovered this new song “We paid” By lil baby and 24 rugs.

by Massacaughtmein4k July 3, 2023

Fug Rug

Something or someone that is beyond ratchet

You look fug rug right now

by EmilyLarson March 6, 2015

Chewed rug

“Chewed rug” refers to the typically “worn down” or even “trampled” condition of a homosexual woman’s snatch. A chewed rug is often defined by the fragrance or even its resemblance to a once digested cherry pie.

That blue haired freaks chewed rug is showing through her cargo pants!

by Corncob gobbler December 16, 2022