Theomentism

1. A theoretical phenomenon and form of confirmation bias in which the human mind creates a distorted personal reality based on their own beliefs. It serves as an explanation for the tendency of prayer and other religious attributes to work and show up in a believer's own perception. This effect is caused by the tendency of the human mind to place more importance on proof for one's own beliefs than proof against them, allowing for a distorted reality in which the subject is correct, even if they are not. It is also possible that the human mind subconsciously distorts a person's perception such that what they believe becomes true.

2. The god or other entity created in one's mind by this effect.

Theomentism is an atheistic theory explaining why people believe that there's a magic sky man that condemns you for fapping or eating shrimp.

by brilliantlyInsane September 16, 2014

temecula slipper

Sliding your foot into a vagina filled wit worms and dirt

Last night Brad gave me a temecula slipper

by TheCouncil of Joe February 6, 2020

teumesakeena

someone who really nice and well-behaved (by my thoughts). she caught my eye and heart everytime i saw her in middle school. maybe it sounds crazy but this is the only way(for me) to reach her attention(to be honest)

teumesakeena is own my heart now

by ngguismyfamilyname September 4, 2022

hugo tomé

The toilet. The place you go to relieve yourself.

"I have to go to the hugo tomé so badly I'll pee in my pants if I have to wait any longer."

"I Heard Zé Serra puked inside hugo tomé"

by Anastacia69 July 20, 2009

dimple tome

fred flintstone looking asses with their cheeks all hot red

Fred: yo becky looking like a fucking dimple tome

by yoloswagwillow March 20, 2020

tome

Can be used for wierd/strange tome

LiJ: Alrite Strange toooooome
Wierd tome: Sup Playa

by LiJ February 4, 2005

Temecula Prep

Temecula prep or TPS it is one of the hardest schools you may go to. If you’re there then I’m sorry ur not having fun but that what school is hard work and dedication do don’t be surprised if you don’t like it there, it’s not for everyone but it’s your fault if you don’t succeed so suck it and go to a different school cause TPS is probably to good for you anyway!!

Hey u go to Temecula Prep?

Yeah

Well that’s hard. ( that’s what she said)

by MintManattee July 28, 2019