teenager

Someone who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for the math test twomorrow

My son is a teenager

by James Bread November 30, 2017

Teenagerishy

Stereotypical teenage mindsets, behavior and stigma. Like when everything goes from being simple to just so complex because of teenager stuff.

Valentine’s Day was so simple, but now it’s so teenagerishy, idk what’s going on it’s so confusing.

‘Bro, what happened between you two’ ‘Idk, ig it kinda got a bit teenagerishy’

by TerrificT March 2, 2022

Teenage Boy Tyler

A teenage boy named "Tyler". Laid back teenager mostly founds at campfires. Likes smooth guitar tunes. Always around chicks, but never successful. Likes to do the "Shaka sign" WAY TOO OFTEN.

Teenage Boy Tyler: "Yo girls are you up for a bonfire at the beach tonight? That's dooooope *Shaka sign*."
Sarah pitiful: "Sooooorry, we are already at Hot Josh's party!"

by Teenage Boy Tyler June 10, 2022

teenagers

Things that scare the living shit out of Gerard.

“Teenagers scare the living shit out of me.”
-Gerard Way

by MoodyHD January 26, 2023

TBM (Teenage Brain Mush)

The point between childhood & adulthood where the brain turns to mush while morphing into intellectualness.

I think my kid is suffering from TBM (Teenage Brain Mush). Why else would he/she be so irrational?

by A mom of teenagers (CC) January 5, 2012

Slag (Teenage girl)

A teen girl who shags boys from either year 7, 8, 9, 10 or 11

Jimmy: Bro did you know Alysha is a fat slag who takes dick every day
Jack: Every teen girl is pal

Slag (Teenage girl)

by Penislapper June 16, 2023

Teenage boy

A male 13-19 years old. Stereotyped by society as horny and dumb.

Teenage boys bad

by Gotta let go October 10, 2020