ass tear

when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load

i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.

by jamieboy1996 October 25, 2011

Titty Tears

A clear or milky fluid that seeps out of the nipple area from the human breast, the appearance of which is often linked to punctured, expired, or faulty breast implants.

"How did she know her implants were leaking?" "She started having titty tears."

by Bubbles2485 May 26, 2023

trod's tears

the most delicious fluid on the planet, anyone blessed enough to taste it has been granted eternal life.

xavier: i just drank some of trod's tears, i think i'm immortal now.

by edgii June 30, 2019

Fisherman's Tear

When shit exits the rectum immediately after sitting on the toilet.

I felt so bad when Melissa White told me she suffered from Fisherman's Tear at Jackie's sleepover.

by Audeezy May 6, 2011

There were no tears

There were big heaving burbling sobs.

Elon Musk, 8/16/2018: Sobs uncontrollably to The NY Times because he has to work some extra hours for a shot at his $56 Billion pay package.

Elon Musk, 8/28/2018: “There Were No Tears.”

NY Times, 8/28/2018: Musk was screaming awful guttural wails for the entire interview.

by KarateKid3 August 29, 2018

Tequila Tears

1. The act of crying while drinking because one believes that the alcohol will come out of their tears.

2. The act of crying while drinking Tequila. Often due to a broken heart or other such sad occurrences.

1. I wonder if I'll feel sober if I cry tequila tears?

2. Don't cry for him girl, he doesn't even deserve your tequila tears.

by LovLa <3 November 15, 2011

Tear shitter

This happens when someone takes a shit not suitable for the anus resulting in cries of pain.

Tear shitter- last night i ripped myself a new asshole after taking the shit.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014