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Tablehooter

A "tablehooter" is a cheap sounding electronic keyboard for the beginner market. Often considered toy keyboards. From the German "tischhupe" which roughly describes a tabletop car horn array.

Some otherwise completely useless tablehooters are sought after by music producers for their unique tonal attributes (or more accurately, perhaps, for their obscurity value).
There's no way in hell I'm going to trade my Hohner Clavinet classic for that little Casio tablehooter you got for your fifth birthday, friend.
by Scribbles the Monkey November 8, 2009
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Table Ender

sexual intercourse that takes place on or at the end of a table.
"We were going to Simon and Lisa's for supper, but then caught them having a Table Ender and it spoilt our appetites, so we went out to a restaurant instead."
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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table banking

While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash instead of going to the ATM.
I'm kind of low on cash, anyone mind if I do some table banking?
by Mercy April 5, 2006
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running the table

Relating to billiards: Taking the break, then proceeding to pocket every ball thereafter without miss or scratch.
by ltdrifter February 2, 2003
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billy talent

A band that originated from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. They are a punk rock/rock band. The band consists of 4 guys. So far they have had hits such as "Try Honesty","The Ex" and "The River Below".
look them up on google.
by disco_lemonade June 20, 2004
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I'll be taking my talents to south beach.

1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.

2. Fuck off.

3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.
The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."

"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"

"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."

It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."
by Master Alexander July 11, 2010
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tablet

Short for "Digitizing tablet". A flat, thin plastic tray-like object that connects to a computer via USB ports and can control the computer mouse with the included stylus. Quite useful for drawing/graphic designing.
I love my tablet to death, except when it's broken.
by Blizzleair November 10, 2003
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