Skip to main content

swanker

A woman who resembeles Hilary Swank
Check out that swanker on 16th Street mall.
by webs71 May 10, 2007
mugGet the swanker mug.

Swaney

To "Swaney" someone is to blurt out something for everyone to hear in response something you heard discretely from them.
The most common people to do so are Parents, Siblings, and of course Matthew Swaney.
Me: "omg look at that ladies hair"
Swaney: "HA! IT LOOKS LIKE SHES WEARING A PURPLE CAT ON HER HEAD"

Me: whispers to not offend the host* "when are we going"
Mum: "WE WILL ONLY BE ANOTHER HOUR"
Brother: "What a Swaney"
by DeathByPoison May 30, 2017
mugGet the Swaney mug.

swanner

Swanner: An obnoxious person that casually strolls into restaurants, shops and aeroplanes, regardless of the cost.
He's a swanner! He just returned from Barbados and he's already booking new first class tickets.
by Professor Andrew May 8, 2017
mugGet the swanner mug.

Swanson

verb
1. To mooch, take advantage of, or capitalize on a business relationship for personal gain(s). To be all about the gains.
Worker 1: Hey, I got free tickets to the game tonight, want to come?
Worker 2: Oh, how'd you Swanson those?
by Handsome_Phellows March 25, 2019
mugGet the Swanson mug.

Black Swanned

The act of not holding back and putting your whole being into accomplishing a task, usually resulting in a state of awesomeness. Originates from the popular movie Black Swan starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis.
We won our scavenger hunt because we were running all around the city and we black swanned all the challenges.

Oh man, I totally black swanned my powerpoint presentation today. I made a bunch of crazy slides and inappropriate jokes, and the client loved it.
by Im.birthday December 22, 2010
mugGet the Black Swanned mug.

Swanked

To be corrected in public by Swank or person who has his personality of being a over-pompous, health-regulated person
You've been Swanked!
by shokubeni February 26, 2010
mugGet the Swanked mug.

kelsey swanger

an incredible brilliant young girl. she may seem crazy and silly on the outside, but deep down she is a sensative emotional girl. she tries to hide her emotions, and only her real friends can see when she's down. anybody would be extremly lucky to be friends with a kelsey swanger. Having a kelsey swanger is like having a shoulder to cry on whenever you need it. she is always there for everyone and is super nice. when you need advice she'll talk, and sometimes won't stop...lol. when you need to talk about your problems, she will just sit and listen. i'm so grateful for having a kelsey swanger. i just don't know what i would do without her.

A kelsey swanger is sporty, funny, and can make anyone smile. Whenver you're around her you feel this energetic vibe that makes you feel great.

A kelsey swanger makes guys go crazy with her amazing personality and beauty inside and out. If someone hurts a kelsey swanger they will regret it. She trusts a lot of people and it's dangerous sometimes. When a kelsey swanger falls in love; it will take something very powerful to take her out of it. Never hurt a kelsey swanger, because that would be the worst mistake of your life.
person 1: do you know a kelsey swanger?

person 2: yeah, i can trust her with all of my secrets and she gives the best advice

person 1: really? i need to get myself a kelsey swanger

person 2: im sure you could easily get one, she's the nicest gal around town. she loves everyone and is never mean!
by loverbird456 June 29, 2011
mugGet the kelsey swanger mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email