meat swable

Meat that hangs out of the vagina

Damn, when I fucked Barbara she had a huge meat swable

by Meat swable July 24, 2017

Meat Swable

Meat that dangles from the pussy

Damn,did you know that Barbara had a juicer (meat Swable) than Jen

by Meat swable July 24, 2017

Lloyd Swaby

Lloyd Swaby is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He was a mammoth cock and his ass cheeks clap harder than your 7th birthday party.

He is good at games and is an alround awesome person

Person: u look bad today

Me: that’s not nice, be like Lloyd Swaby

by Calloom October 6, 2021

Butt swabbery

Instead of ass kissing this is the next level

The were trying to kiss her ass but it almost seems like the were committing butt swabbery

by Last Living Confederate December 5, 2024

Cobby Swabbled

A phrase made up to parody how British people say that they are confused. Best if said in a poorly done British accent.

Patented by Mal and Emma 2021

Person One: “This is so confusing!”
Person Two: *in a bad British accent* “Right! I’m awfully cobby swabbled!”

by ermsunderscore April 24, 2024

pissbuttbaby swabbing

the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.

My mistress and I partake in some intense pissbuttbaby swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.

by The pissbuttbaby lover January 1, 2025

Cobb swabbler

Pirate slang for a "cock sucker"

Argh look at that cobb swabbler on the deck with another cock in his mouth.

by Pirate Steve1930 May 23, 2025