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stoof

The area between a lady's front and back bottom holes. Can vary widely in size, hairiness, and lickability.
"I worked my tongue up and down her stoof until she was comfortable with me licking her starfish."
by Lt. Grover August 11, 2008
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Josh Strife Hayes

A guy with a crippling addiction to MMOs who makes Youtube videos talking about how his addiction has led him to playing very bad MMOs that you probably remember playing as a kid in search of new content.
Josh Strife Hayes plays Final Fantasy 14 online
by Signup Man December 10, 2021
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stoff

jerry: Hey meghan may i stoff you?
Meghan:oh yea of course.
by Billy holsberry March 20, 2008
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cloud strife

he is a man who's mind is out in the great green grass.he was in soldier and of couse misses all the fun.a type of guy that has trouble with the girls,
thinking at 18 men would grow out of that.a man stuck in childish mind, woundering whats real and whats not real, whats life worth ,how heavy is the bueden on his back. By the time the smartalkie finally figures it all out its to late to make up the time lost.
"only a puppet in his eyes."Cloud strife
by Cloud Alen Strife September 7, 2003
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Stro

1. Usually overweight, a common friend of the average jew. As time goes on the friendship widens to penis to butt relations. The stro is usually the man in these relations and is possibly the only breathing or non-breathing source to get a penny out of the jew.

2. A fake Austrailian from Pittsburgh.
1. a. When I went to that jewish kid's bar mitzvah, I walked in on him and his Stro in the restroom. I proceeded to throw up for a good hour and then hung myself.

b. Stro owed the local bookies a shit load of money so he seduced my friend with his fake Australlian accent to whore him out of all his money. Not only did his plan work but the Stro now owns a new corvet.

2. Did you know that our new neighbors aren't actually Austrailian, they're really from Pittsburgh. I can see myself with their blood all over myself in the near future because those damned Stros lied to me.
by Sam Rankis July 21, 2006
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Strafe

A term used in Halo 3 where a player moves side to side or however to avoid being shot at.
Wow, i couldn't get a head shot. That guy had a good strafe.
by MLG PRO CIRCUIT July 6, 2010
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Strafe

A little man endowed with tiny sexual equipment. He spends his days and nights in his mother's basement looking for unshielded keeps so he can repetitively scout them, phone in one hand, small equipment in the other only taking breaks to fondle said equipment when a mating scene comes on on animal planet.

Even though his sister is of the opinion that their dad is a better shag, it does not deter him from creeping into her room (like the rapey little shit he is) at night after his mom has finished breastfeeding him.

Currently His friends are all imaginary since the police have sent out a warning to all the known sex offenders to be aware of him as he tends to catch feelings and stalk them the way he scouts keeps.
“Being a Strafe is not something you become. It’s something you’re born with. It seems to be a genetic disorder, as his mom Jaqcues suffers from the same ilness. In this moment, there’s no cure for being a Strafe.”
You so irritating. You a real strafe asshat
by Muttslut August 9, 2019
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