skidmarks

n. The trail(s) of substances discharged from some human orifice and remaining as a legacy on some surface.

Frequently

Dude. Puddles left skidmarks on my floor again! Dirty hoe!

by D'emon March 20, 2003

Skidmarks

A smooth brown mark added to the panties or pants after listening to the latest Reburn and the Skidmarks cd.

hey, i took off the bitched panties and they were fill with chocolaty brown skidmarks!

by Rev ryan September 6, 2003

Squidward

What an erect penis looks like from a womans view when laying her head on his stomach.

Looking at his penis it reminded me of Squidward

by krissi d December 8, 2009

skidmarks

stains from a nasty pussy fart.

by groucho-marks July 26, 2003

squidard

one lonely pubic hair on a womans monk

I almost choked on my girlfriends squidard.

by naked mole rats April 7, 2011

Skidmark Hero

It's a game that every kid and some adults knowingly and/or unknowingly play. If you don't clean up well after going number 2 you get skidmarks in your underwear. The person with the worst skidmarks in the house is the Skidmark Hero.

Child - Can you wash my clothes?

Mom - I don't mind washing your clothes. But, if you keep playing Skidmark Hero, your going to wash your own undies.

by Whymeandnotyou22 September 27, 2011

Squidwarding

The act of cumming in her mouth so hard it hurts. In reference to a woman in South Korea who had her mouth impregnated by eating a squid. She complained of intense pain in her mouth after the squid sperm made contact

Bro, I squidwarded her so hard she might need new tastebuds. (Past Tense of squidwarding)

by Shitballs5 September 28, 2014