sidewalk shuffle

sidewalk shuffle

the awkward dance that results when two people approach each other from opposite directions, each attempts to move out of the other's way, and both end up moving in the same direction. Often followed by further ungainly movement, apologies, and awkward laughter.

Ugh, I just ran into Prof. Smith in the hall and we did the sidewalk shuffle. It was so awkward.

by english15 July 22, 2009

Sheffield Shuffle

A Sheffield Shuffle is an attack move that Sean Bean does when attacking his spouse. Usually involved a spin and a right hook. Occurs after a few pints of Stella

Wife: Sean, have you brought in the trash?
Sean: No!
Wife: Well do it!
Sean: Take this! *Sheffield Shuffle*

by Chris Stammers June 16, 2008

smuffin

the feeling when ridiculously happy and in love also called smitten

Brian you make me feel so smuffin

by Aubrianna January 15, 2008

Hansbrough shuffle

Dance perfected by center on UNC basketball team because he was unaware that when moving with the basketball one has to dribble.

Tyler Hansbrough gets away with so many calls because refs are so impressed with the Hansbrough Shuffle.

by Quincy H December 9, 2008

thunderbird shuffle

being so drunk that you look like a character from thunderbirds with your arms and legs on wires

hey look at the old boy there, he's doing the thunderbird shuffle, how many has he had

by Weegie in KL July 29, 2009

McCain Shuffle

Reversing all of one's previous political positions in a last-ditch effort to be nominated for President by a major political party.

Usually happens to a once-principled Republican who sells his or her soul to the fringe right to survive the primary process at the end of his or her career.

Romney really pulled a McCain Shuffle--first he was for an individual mandate, then abandoned RomneyCare when it looked like it might hurt his candidacy.

by DaemonXar June 13, 2011

Sausage Shuffle

When a man shakes his flaccid penis around the screen while on webcam.

Yo dude, did you hear that Johnny Boy did the Sausage Shuffle on Chatroulette last night. It was some crazy shit.

by EverydaySausageShufflin' February 3, 2012