Squeegie Beckenhime

A name to use when you're trying to annoy those pesky telemarketers or spam mailers.

Telemarketer: Hello, is this the Smith residence.
Ms. Smith: No, I'm sorry. You must have the wrong number. This is Squeegie Beckenhime.

by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005

squinge

The medical definition is Eplastisquingitis. An abnormal growth out of the side of ones buttocks, resembling a grapefruit. It is rare and there is no known cure. Physicians recommend using goat urine as this seems to help with the burning and itch associated with an enlarged squinge

Alex has an abnormally large squinge on the left side of his buttocks which causes him problems when he passes gas.

Mike tried forcing the goat to urinate on his squinge infected buttocks but was instead bitten, which later caused a massive infection that made Mike to go into convulsions. Mike died later that day.

by jdc1 December 15, 2008

Squenderer

One who foolishly spends money on frivolous things.

I thought he was good with his money, but he turned out to be a squenderer

by merggarvey July 24, 2009

squeeging

moving in a quick rapid motion

the spider is squeeging across the floor

by Rainbow~squid January 13, 2010

Squinguilater

{Pronounced Swing-jew-later} A massively annoying person, Someone Who Harasses.

I Was Talking To My Girlfriend When A Squinguilater Came Up Behind Me And Started Talking.

by teh_awesome_geek December 29, 2010

squeeguag

a tribal member from the sqeeboo tribe. originated in zimby and has traveled to other regions such as mushymoo and bingpop.

dude, i think he's a squeeguag

by chloeandcobo January 10, 2011

Squeeggles

When you see something so cute that you squeal, giggle, get dizzy, and generally make an idiot of yourself over. This affliction generally more openly affects girls than guys.

I saw a picture of a baby otter on tv and got a serious case of the squeeggles for several minutes.

by peregrinspuzzle November 5, 2010