Squatchy

Adjective describing an eerie moment, feeling or sense of what's to come.

This area seems real squatchy, its creeping me out man.

by eastondle January 2, 2012

squatch

an abnormal unfreakishly large bitch. In height and in weight. Like if she looks like Kendrick Perkins. You know can't be too skinny and can't be too large. Just bulky, solid. Like she could play small/power forward in a 3-on-3 game.

1. Damn Squatch can you back the fuck up so I can see the sun.

2. Squatch, can you change that street light for me.

by mrholloway August 5, 2009

squater

one a' dem guyz dat dont gotta houz so dey try go inda bushes an' dey try like make one houz outta cardbor' and shit like ova' at ma'a'laia docks. den dee guy dat ons da propahtee try make 'em go way.

PROPER MAINLANDER ENGLISH VERSION: A homeless individual who obtains the need for destandardized housing so he trespasses onto another individuals property and attepts to live there undetected.

Ho shit dat one bruddah owns dah pineapple fields finda bucha squattahs (squaters) in hees place!

by who the fuck knows? January 29, 2006

Squatched

One who is used by a sasquatch for its personal benefit.

Stanley got squatched when he went camping and has never been the same since.

by Big Doug Worden October 18, 2018

squatch

a gross, big, tall, smelly redneck who tries to inch his way into your friend group by repeating jokes and phrases that he doesn't understand the context of.

Squatch: Boy do I love emo music and hating myself!!!
Edgy Teen: Shut up, you're a SQUATCH!!

by Ihatemyselfie March 3, 2017

Squatch

1. Someone who is rude or bullies others. Especially in the Duke Cannon Lodge.

2. A derogatory term for somebody who uses Dr. Squatch.

Hey Dude! Your being rude to my friend, your such a Squatch!

by CNA Monster January 29, 2021

Crab Scratchers

A slang term for one's hands

Get your filthy crab scratchers out of my asshole you sick fuck.

by KKK612 March 12, 2008