sloth

a sleezy ass hoe
slothing: the act of being a sloth;
sleezing on someone

Girl whos wearing a shirt: "hey can i wear your shirt?"
Guy: "hell no you sloth!"

by theedefiance April 6, 2010

sloth rodeo

Where you round up a group of mentally deficient and physically deformed children and keep them in a small cage until they begin to fight eachother. The "cowboys" who planned the sloth rodeo then bets on which one is the last sloth standing. Minimum buy in of 10 dollars.

"Doofy McStevens is the sloth rodeo winner! He wins a trip to the bottom of the ocean!"

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Sloth

A very slow creature that takes a long time to do a simple task.

for example the sloth is very slow to shuffle and deal a pack of cards and to play.

by The greasefish February 6, 2009

Sjothun

Sjothun usually refers to anal irrigation, the rinsing of the anus, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. A Sjothun is a piece of equipment for douching. To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for a anal douche and vaginal use!

ur shit stinks you need to go sjothun your self!

by someone you work with April 20, 2010

Sloth

The lovable retard who befriends Chunk in the '80s movie The Goonies

Sloth is a giant retard

by xxTheLongestFallxx February 28, 2007

pillow-smother

A murder, traditionally bloodless, committed with general ease and a lack of physical exertion. Typically perpetrated on one in an incapacitated or otherwise defenseless state.

I hate to see grandma like this, I'm sure she'd appreciate a pillow-smothering.

That baby is so freaking cute I kinda want to pillow-smother it.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito May 13, 2005