verb; action; sexual activity involving a man and a (wo)man where they engage in anal sex while lying in the spooning position. This act occurs only when the "front" spoon is suffering from diarrhea and empties there bowels on the "back" spoon while having anal sex. also known as the cleveland steamer's angry eastern cousin.
guy one: dude, i was with a girl last night and we totally did some Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning.
guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.
guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.
guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.
guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.
by Baltimore Barry December 29, 2010
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The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.
The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.
by Homer21 February 4, 2010
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Get the spooning mug.A guy who is so incredibly pussy whipped that he likely holds his girlfriends dog (that he hates) for her whenever she asks. It is undoubtedly a small yippy dog that sleeps in her bed between them.
by Tucker Stevens January 15, 2008
Get the spooning the poodle mug.When a chick secretly takes the cum from a used condom and smears it in her pussy to try and have an unsuspecting guy's baby. (The condom could have been used on her or on some other girl.)
No way that skank could be pregnant. Hell, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick. She must have been scooping the baby batter from her room mate's trash.
by Spewart May 6, 2006
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