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Spidermonkey

To howl like a monkey while shooting sperm onto your partner's limbs as if tying them to the bed with a webbing only to have intercourse with them afterwards.
I can't wait to Spidermonkey, I get to put the prime in primate!
by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015
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spiderman

as a man climaxes while haveing anal sex, he cums in his hand while simultaneously spitting on the chicks back. As she turns around he takes his hand and flings his load in the upset females face. Mimicing a web.
Its like that rap song...we dont superman no more, we just spiderman dat hoe! lol
by big matt April 29, 2008
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spiderman

when u jack off into your hand and throw the cum at someone
spiderman slung his web at marry janes face
by gangsterdillweed June 15, 2007
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Spiderman

When you you cum in your hand and then throw it on your partner's face.
After Gary was done blowing me I pulled out and came in my hand. I then Spidermaned him in the face.
by clop_2007 August 7, 2007
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Spiderman Celebration

The same initial conditions as a spiderman, but finished off by throwing glitter at the girl's cum-soaked face. Also called a razzle dazzle.
I was doing my girl from behind, and gave her the old spiderman celebration. She was pissed!
by Angry John October 9, 2007
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spidermonkey

pubic lice that are extra large., an STI (sexualy transmited insect)
stay away from that hole, she got spidermonkey crawling around.
by ink_addict_rob June 6, 2010
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Spiderman

Your having sex doggystyle with a girl and right before you cum you pull out and cum in your hand, then you tell the girl to turn around and you throw it in her face, hence the name spiderman.(not reccomended if this girl is your girlfriend and/or life....unless shes really kinky)
you should've been at my izacs party last night. i had sex with this girl and did the spiderman, hahaha she was pissed!
by Andrew Kimball December 7, 2007
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