Spade Shafting

An action performed by shoving the blade end of a shovel up a female vagina, then breaking off the back half of the shovel and sticking that up her butthole

My friend wanted to get back at his ex for dumping him so I tought him the painful art of spade shafting

by sumthinred October 8, 2011

a'splode

To explode, like a bomb. Usually involves fragmentation.

Bob's head a'sploded like a watermelon with a bomb in it.

by travismick November 1, 2007

Shade Spade

A racist term for black street vendors who can be found in large numbers on the streets of Ibiza. They specialise in selling imitation sunglasses.

Person 1 "Hey check out these Raybans I just got, bargain"

Person 2: "Dude those say Roybom on them, did you get them from a shade spade?"

by OffensivelyRich September 6, 2013

Spade

Spade is the name of a girl of sin, also known as the Queen of Sin. A story was told that Spade once fell in love with a girl named Kylie, and they got married. Spade is also the name of a loving, bad-ass girl who would do anything for her friends. She's a fan of Homestuck, Yugioh, Soul Eater, The Devil Is A Part-Timer, and many other fandoms.

Spade is so amazing at math.

by um chen November 5, 2016

splodey

'in an exploding fashion', or 'lots of explosions'.

*big big netsplit happens/something goes horribly wrong in irc*
scorp: splodey.

by scorp August 23, 2004

Spade

A racial slur to depict a mechanical digger (nigger)

'that spade can't dig for shit!'

by Anti-semitism April 26, 2015

Canon Slade

A Christian schooling establishment located in North Bolton, Greater Manchester, England, GB.
A rather appallingly dull place, where the PE teachers lock themselves in their offices, as the only remotely physical activity they do all day is lift cake to their mouths.

"Wow, that Canon Slade sport event looks good man!"
"Nawwwh, didn't you hear? Their PE teachers look like Rick Waller!"

by Lucie Grey April 26, 2008